Post-Game Recap
Awards
High Score ![]()
Major Prick led the league this week with an impressive 136pts
Bottom of the Pile 😬 ![]()
It wasn't the finest week for Roodiculous, who was left in the dust with a lowly 93pts
Bragging Rights 💪 ![]()
East Bound and Down blew out BoBo spsrd by EW Black by 25.06pts (128.08pts to 103.02pts)
Bad Beat 🤕 ![]()
A touchdown could have made all the difference, as V is for Victor lost to Major Prick by an agonizing 4.22pts 😓
Lucky Break 🍀 ![]()
LUCKY LINDA owes a gift to whoever made the schedule. They stole a W this week despite Roodiculous being the only team they would have beaten! 🤯
Not So Lucky... 😡 ![]()
If you ain't first you're last, and the 2nd highest score in the league wasn't enough for V is for Victor to get a win this week, as they went down 131.36pts to 135.58pts to Major Prick 🤮
Sharp-Shooter 🎯 ![]()
Take a bow, Princess Crapper. You led the league this week with a 95.5% accuracy score!
Defense Wins Championships 🛡 ![]()
Major Prick focused on all three phases of the game this week, getting a huge 21pts from the Dallas Cowboys DST to propel them to victory. (The '85 Bears would be proud of you...)
Standings
All-play standings show what teams' records would be if they played every team in the league each week.
This removes some of the luck involved in traditional head-to-head schedules and gives a more accurate picture of each team's performance.
| RK | Team | Record | Win % |
|---|---|---|---|
1 | Major Prick | 11-0 | 100.0% |
2 | V is for Victor | 10-1 | 90.9% |
3 |  Hays Blaze | 9-2 | 81.8% |
4 |  Hambone | 8-3 | 72.7% |
5 | East Bound and Down | 7-4 | 63.6% |
6 | Princess Crapper | 6-5 | 54.5% |
7 | LaPorta Potty | 5-6 | 45.5% |
8 |  Jockstrap Wagner | 4-7 | 36.4% |
9 |  BoBo spsrd by EW Black | 3-8 | 27.3% |
10 |  You Better paCHECo Yourself | 2-9 | 18.2% |
11 | LUCKY LINDA | 1-10 | 9.1% |
12 | Roodiculous | 0-11 | 0.0% |
