Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names

I spent hours thinking of good team names and then I crowdsourced on social media for more. Here are the best team names for 2024.

Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names (2024)

Judge, Drury and Executioner is a little played out, so you can always spice it up with: Judge, Eury, and Encarnacion
Did you draft both Jake Burger and Michael King? Then clearly your team name should be: Burger King (credit to @DraftCheat on X)
Speaking of Jake Burger, if you drafted Oscar Colas with him, you could be: Two Colas and a Burger (credit to @jake1725)
Did you draft Christopher Morel and Trevor Story? Then you should name your team: The Morel of the Trevor Story (credit to @PeepMySlashline)
I like Brandon Nimmo this year and a great team name that includes him is: Finding Nimmo (dredit to @SteveS46fantasy)
Did you draft Bryan Woo and Brice Turang? Maybe you should rock with the: Woo-Turang Clan (credit to @Kitcho11854289)
Did you only draft Bryan Woo, but used to love the show “How I Met Your Mother?” Then you could be: The Woo Girls
Did you draft Bailey Ober. Maybe you should be: Get Ober It (credit to @ARTTPF)
Maybe you drafted Anthony Rendon or just don’t like him: Rendon’t wanna play baseball (credit to @TheRetroCoach)
Did you get Bobby Witt in the first round? Go with: At My Witt’s End
Do you not have any of these players? You could go with one of these:
- I Went To Driveline and No One Cares
- MLB Uniform Designer
- Worst Shape of My Life
A classic way to incorporate multiple players with the same last name is to turn them into a law firm:
- Firm of Marte, Marte & Marte
- Firm of Naylor & Naylor
- Firm of Gray, Gray & Gray
- Firm of Lowe, Lowe & Lowe
This is quickly becoming a classic for people who draft Seiya Suzuki: Seiya Ain’t So
I am not in on Dylan Cease this year, but a good team name is: Cease and Desist
Did you draft either Elly De La Cruz or Oneil Cruz? Go with: Cruz-ing
There are a number of Miller’s you could draft to use: It’s Miller Time
The only reason to draft both Zack Gelof and Joc Pederson might be to use this team name: Gelof My Joc
If you decide to pair up Brady Singer with Dansby Swanson, you could be: Singer of My Swanson
Nothing like naming your team after a banger of a song: All About That Bass-itt
If you are a world traveler: Going From France to India
I like Gavin Lux a lot especially if I can name my team: All Out of Lux
If you land Anthony Rizzo: He Got Rizz-o
I don’t know why you’d draft Michael Busch and McKenzie Gore unless you wanted to be: Gore vs Busch Debate
Did you draft Matt Wallner? Then you could be: Up Against the Wallner
Maybe you are a WWII history fan: Yamamoto Hits His Targets

I spent hours thinking of good team names and then I crowdsourced on social media for more. Here are the best team names for 2024.

Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names (2024)

Judge, Drury and Executioner is a little played out, so you can always spice it up with: Judge, Eury, and Encarnacion
Did you draft both Jake Burger and Michael King? Then clearly your team name should be: Burger King (credit to @DraftCheat on X)
Speaking of Jake Burger, if you drafted Oscar Colas with him, you could be: Two Colas and a Burger (credit to @jake1725)
Did you draft Christopher Morel and Trevor Story? Then you should name your team: The Morel of the Trevor Story (credit to @PeepMySlashline)
I like Brandon Nimmo this year and a great team name that includes him is: Finding Nimmo (dredit to @SteveS46fantasy)
Did you draft Bryan Woo and Brice Turang? Maybe you should rock with the: Woo-Turang Clan (credit to @Kitcho11854289)
Did you only draft Bryan Woo, but used to love the show “How I Met Your Mother?” Then you could be: The Woo Girls
Did you draft Bailey Ober. Maybe you should be: Get Ober It (credit to @ARTTPF)
Maybe you drafted Anthony Rendon or just don’t like him: Rendon’t wanna play baseball (credit to @TheRetroCoach)
Did you get Bobby Witt in the first round? Go with: At My Witt’s End
Do you not have any of these players? You could go with one of these:
- I Went To Driveline and No One Cares
- MLB Uniform Designer
- Worst Shape of My Life
A classic way to incorporate multiple players with the same last name is to turn them into a law firm:
- Firm of Marte, Marte & Marte
- Firm of Naylor & Naylor
- Firm of Gray, Gray & Gray
- Firm of Lowe, Lowe & Lowe
This is quickly becoming a classic for people who draft Seiya Suzuki: Seiya Ain’t So
I am not in on Dylan Cease this year, but a good team name is: Cease and Desist
Did you draft either Elly De La Cruz or Oneil Cruz? Go with: Cruz-ing
There are a number of Miller’s you could draft to use: It’s Miller Time
The only reason to draft both Zack Gelof and Joc Pederson might be to use this team name: Gelof My Joc
If you decide to pair up Brady Singer with Dansby Swanson, you could be: Singer of My Swanson
Nothing like naming your team after a banger of a song: All About That Bass-itt
If you are a world traveler: Going From France to India
I like Gavin Lux a lot especially if I can name my team: All Out of Lux
If you land Anthony Rizzo: He Got Rizz-o
I don’t know why you’d draft Michael Busch and McKenzie Gore unless you wanted to be: Gore vs Busch Debate
Did you draft Matt Wallner? Then you could be: Up Against the Wallner
Maybe you are a WWII history fan: Yamamoto Hits His Targets