A name is what you are known by. Every year, thousands of fantasy baseball players spend hours, days or weeks prepping for their fantasy drafts only to name their team the exact same thing as they have year after year. We all have been that guy, but you shouldn’t. Don’t be that guy.
I spent hours thinking of good team names and then I crowdsourced on social media for more. Here are the best team names for 2024.
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Best Fantasy Baseball Team Names (2024)
- Judge, Drury and Executioner is a little played out, so you can always spice it up with: Judge, Eury, and Encarnacion
- Did you draft both Jake Burger and Michael King? Then clearly your team name should be: Burger King (credit to @DraftCheat on X)
- Speaking of Jake Burger, if you drafted Oscar Colas with him, you could be: Two Colas and a Burger (credit to @jake1725)
- Did you draft Christopher Morel and Trevor Story? Then you should name your team: The Morel of the Trevor Story (credit to @PeepMySlashline)
- I like Brandon Nimmo this year and a great team name that includes him is: Finding Nimmo (dredit to @SteveS46fantasy)
- Did you draft Bryan Woo and Brice Turang? Maybe you should rock with the: Woo-Turang Clan (credit to @Kitcho11854289)
- Did you only draft Bryan Woo, but used to love the show “How I Met Your Mother?” Then you could be: The Woo Girls
- Did you draft Bailey Ober. Maybe you should be: Get Ober It (credit to @ARTTPF)
- Maybe you drafted Anthony Rendon or just don’t like him: Rendon’t wanna play baseball (credit to @TheRetroCoach)
- Did you get Bobby Witt in the first round? Go with: At My Witt’s End
- Do you not have any of these players? You could go with one of these:
- I Went To Driveline and No One Cares
- MLB Uniform Designer
- Worst Shape of My Life
- A classic way to incorporate multiple players with the same last name is to turn them into a law firm:
- Firm of Marte, Marte & Marte
- Firm of Naylor & Naylor
- Firm of Gray, Gray & Gray
- Firm of Lowe, Lowe & Lowe
- This is quickly becoming a classic for people who draft Seiya Suzuki: Seiya Ain’t So
- I am not in on Dylan Cease this year, but a good team name is: Cease and Desist
- Did you draft either Elly De La Cruz or Oneil Cruz? Go with: Cruz-ing
- There are a number of Miller’s you could draft to use: It’s Miller Time
- The only reason to draft both Zack Gelof and Joc Pederson might be to use this team name: Gelof My Joc
- If you decide to pair up Brady Singer with Dansby Swanson, you could be: Singer of My Swanson
- Nothing like naming your team after a banger of a song: All About That Bass-itt
- If you are a world traveler: Going From France to India
- I like Gavin Lux a lot especially if I can name my team: All Out of Lux
- If you land Anthony Rizzo: He Got Rizz-o
- I don’t know why you’d draft Michael Busch and McKenzie Gore unless you wanted to be: Gore vs Busch Debate
- Did you draft Matt Wallner? Then you could be: Up Against the Wallner
- Maybe you are a WWII history fan: Yamamoto Hits His Targets
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