MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
Star Wars and fantasy football have a lot in common – both have incredibly passionate fan bases who love to engage with their respective universes. As it turns out, many fans of the Star Wars franchise are also avid fantasy football managers. With this in mind, I set out to create a list of the best Star Wars-themed team names that would bring some intergalactic fun to the fantasy football world. Drawing inspiration from all corners of the Star Wars universe, these team names cleverly incorporate Star Wars terminology, player names, and NFL teams. From the Seattle Ewoks to the Baltimore Reyvans and the Las Vegas Vaders, these team names are sure to generate a few chuckles among fans. Even individual player names, such as This Is The Zay (Flowers) and Jahan Solo, get a nod in this epic mashup of two beloved pop culture phenomenons.
There are plenty of other veterans who can be thrown into the mix. When you have a guy like Saquon Barkley, how can you not just call him Sa-Quon Ginn? The name rolls off the tongue and has a nickname based on a Jedi knight primed for a comeback season with the Force strong in him.
Then there’s the Wookie of the Year award. Last year we had Kenneth SkyWalker, Jedi Skyy Moore and Rachaad White Saber.
Bijan Fett and The Bijan Falcon Offense are the betting favorites in 2023 but don’t sleep on some other studs. Jaxon Smith-Lord, The Rushing Is Strong in Anthony Richardson, Bryce Youngling, C.J. Cloud City, Stroud Troopers, Tucker Spacecraft and The Quentin Syndicate.
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On defense look out for the Keion White Saber, the Jack Campbell Alliance and Nolan Smith Lord.
My personal preferences are still the Star Wars team names that contain a play on words. Jedi Mind Pick-Six, Attack of the Broderick Jones, and Let the FAAB Be With You are all great in my opinion. But the real question is not if these names are significant or not, but what is worse? Attack of the Clones, or Attack of the Mac Jones when you see him in your opponent’s lineup. Not to worry though, if your league has not Let the FAAB through your veins, then a simple Jedi Pick-Six should fool your opponent into thinking the Millennium Falcons have a bye this week. They barely show up anyway.
Sure, it would seem like a rebel move on your part, but remember it’s Star Wars. When you find out your opponent is about as smart as JuJu Binks-Schuster or Marquez Valdes-Pod Race Gambling, you take advantage. When somebody offers you garbage trades for WR Tyler Boyd, you say you want at least four Wookie Draft Picks, The Ashes of Uncle Ben, and Master Linebacker Quay Skywalker, or it’s no deal. If they are not willing to pay up the Parsec, you merely reply, “Brees Aren’t The Tyler Boyds You’re Looking For!”
Without further ado here is your complete list!
Fantasy Football Team Names: Star Wars
- Sith Happens
- The Dak Side
- Travon Skywalker
- Jahan Solo
- This Is the Zay (Flowers)
- Going for Nacua
- In a Galaxy Ja’Marr, Ja’Marr Away…
- Storm Cooper
- Marquez Valdes-Pod Race Gambling
- The Rushing Is Strong in Anthony Richardson
- Jaxon-Smith Lord
- Geno-Smith Lord
- Bijan-Fett
- Jedi Skyywalker
- Master QuayWalker
- Brady Yoda
- Kenneth Skywalker
- The MilLe’VeonFalcon
- Wookiee of the Year
- Obi-Wan Jakobi
- The Death Carr
- Bryce Youngling
- Rachaad White Saber
- Keion White Saber
- Chase Windu
- Force and Goal
- Ashes of Uncle Ben
- The Seattle Ewoks
- Baltimore Reyvans
- Las Vegas Vaders
- Jedi Mind Pick-Six
- Revenge of the DeVonta Smith
- Let the FAAB Be With You
- Attack of the Mac Jones
- Jack Campbell Alliance
- Sa-Quon Ginn
- JuJu Binks Schuster
- Brees Aren’t the Tyler Boyds You’re Looking For
- Star Wars: The Nick ReChubblic
- Millennium Falcons
- Wookie Draft Picks
- Jabba the Hunt
- May the Fourth & Goal Be With You
- Captain Picard (for the Trekkie who didn’t agree on the league’s theme change)
- Lukkeee! I am Your Jared Goffer
- Obi Saquan Kenobi
- Darth Gallman
- Help Us OBJ, You Are Our Only Hope
- David Montgomery Fighter
- Tucker Space Craft
- Deebo-Fett
- The Houston Empire Strikes Mack with Dameon Pierce
- Obi Wan’Dale Robinson
- Luke Skyy Moore-ker
- C.J. Cloud City
- The Forceful Chubb
- The Kittle Alliance
- The Darth Vaders
- Ride the Hoth Hand
- PaDawand Jones
- The Tank Destroyers
- Kincaid Krayts
- The Quentin Syndicate
- The Force Awakens with Dell
- Tank TIE Fighters
What is Fantasy Football?
Fantasy football is a game that allows you to act as a virtual general manager for a football team. In fantasy football, you select and manage a team of real NFL players. The players on your team earn points for your team based on their real-life performance in games each week. These points are then totaled and compared to your opponent’s team each week to determine the winner.
At the beginning of the season, you participate in a draft with other fantasy football players. During the draft, you take turns selecting players from the NFL to add to your team. The goal is to build the best team possible with the players you select.
During the season, you can make trades with other players, pick up new players from the free agent pool, and even drop players from your team who aren’t performing well. You can also make strategic decisions each week about which players to start in your lineup.
Overall, fantasy football is a fun and exciting way to get more involved in the NFL season. It allows you to put your knowledge of the game to the test and compete with others to see who can build the best team. And with the right strategy and a bit of luck, you could be the one taking home the championship trophy at the end of the season!
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