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Punting Categories Strategy (2021 Fantasy Baseball)

 
Having grown up in a non-New England state and having spent the last decade or so in a New England state, I can tell you that there are several differences about the area that really stands out. When people ask if you like your “rum,” they’re not asking about your drink, but rather whether you like the space in the house where you are currently located. Despite the Red Sox having won several championships, an outsider is still not allowed to bring up the Mets to anyone older than 65.

And, of course, there is candlepin bowling. I grew up in New York and was in a bowling league for several years, so when my then-girlfriend’s (now wife’s) family suggested we all go bowling early on in our relationship, I was more than game.

But when we got to the alley, well, this wasn’t bowling at all. No, apparently, in New England, bowling means throwing a ski ball at some thin sticks with a frame that lasts three rolls, not two. It didn’t go well.

I should clarify that part about how many rolls per frame you get. A normal person who goes candlepin bowling gets three rolls per frame. My son, who loves candlepin bowling, takes two.

I can’t tell you exactly why. He takes advantage of anything he can to get a better score. He’ll use bumpers. He’s like eight steps past the foul line when he lets the ball go. But a third roll? Blasphemy.

I’ve pleaded with him. “This doesn’t make any sense; you’re ALLOWED to take a third roll. You’ll have a better chance at knocking more pins down. You’re almost breaking the rules if you DON’T do it.”

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