Fantasy Football is more than a game. It brings families, friends, and strangers together creating a bond between owners stronger than wedding vows. Fantasy Football has the power to keep people in touch and help create memories that last a lifetime. What better way to create lasting memories and build relationships with your league mates than punishing them for finishing last in your fantasy football league?
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The Server
For the owner who finishes last, he or she must be the servant at either the Super Bowl party or the fantasy draft. He or she must serve all guests drinks, food, or any special request made by league owners. While serving the guests he or she must wear an embarrassing outfit such as this Fantasy Football Loser T-Shirt for the entirety of the event.
Sports Illustrated Body Issue
We all know the Sports Illustrated Body Issue Magazine. Make every day feel like a Sunday with the owner who finishes in last making a 12-month calendar for all league members posing in the 12 most popular body shots selected by the other league members. The calendars are paid for by the owner who finishes in last and delivered to all homes of the owners.
Tattoo
This is for the more hardcore leagues or people who may enjoy parachuting without a parachute. The owner who finishes in last must get any tattoo selected by the champion. It can literally be any tattoo which is scary to think about. The last place owner is only allowed to select the location of the tattoo and must pay for the tattoo.
Magically Delicious
Just thinking about this punishment makes my stomach turn. The owner who finishes in last must either drink a smoothie made by the other league members or eat a full course meal prepared by the league members. The other league members are allowed to each pick one ingredient that is to be blended into smoothie goodness and consumed in under 60 seconds or else the last place finisher loses their first-round draft pick. The other option is a full course meal, so if you’re in a 12-man league the 11 other owners get to serve the loser one dish each that must be eaten in its entirety in one hour or lose his or her first-round draft pick.
SATs
The good old SATs. Depending on how many losses you had during the season determines what score you must get on the SATs. For example, 11 losses equals a score of 1,100 and nine losses equals a score of 900 in order to “pass.” If you fail to pass then you will be given another punishment by your league deemed reasonable by the league commissioner. The SAT test must be taken at a local high school and paid for by the owner who finishes in last place.
Where’s Waldo
Not only is this one a punishment but it is also a game, one that will decide your draft order. The owner who finishes in last is dressed as famous character Waldo from the popular “Where’s Waldo” books. Every owner in the league picks a one-mile radius that Waldo must stay in. To see how big a one-mile radius would be in your area click here. Waldo every 30 minutes must post on social media a riddle to his or her location or even a picture. Depending on the order that Waldo is found by the other league mates determines the order of your draft.
Photo Bombed
A picture is worth a thousand words so imagine how many words it would take to explain why every picture frame in your house is a picture of every person in your league. If you have 57 picture frames in the house then all 57 picture frames must have a picture hand selected by the owners in the league of themselves. If you for some reason don’t have pictures in your home then a custom made fathead paid for by the loser of the league champion must be put over your bed.
Put It On My Tab
Simple yet very effective. Fantasy Football is about getting together and making relationships that last a lifetime. At least once a year celebrate your fantasy league. The person who comes in last must pay for all the drinks of the league members for the night. If you want to do a nice dinner with the league mates instead then the loser must cover the bill for dinner.
Match Maker
Probably better for the younger generation and single owners. Download a dating app such as tinder. The loser must let the league members swipe right on the app at any time they are together the entire year. Depending on the amount of losses he or she had in the season will determine how many dates they must go on. So if you have seven losses at the end of the season you must go on seven dates hand picked by the other owners.
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We do these punishments because we care about the people in our league. So if you finish in last remember these punishments are out of love. Think about it as a way for all the owners to have an excuse to get together and act like a bunch of hooligans even for just a day. Having the last place punishment will make the league more competitive and entertaining.
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